One Night Stand
One Night Stand,For the rare occasions when your beer goggles score and not let you in the dark.
You probably wake up with a horror flashbacks of Jagermeister and Bon Jovi will make your head swim. Do not panic. It is not clear, the error of the human brain is able to make while under pressure.
Book 2 is. Fast. Preferably before the sun rises. What could be a simple one morning brunch invitation to travel to the next Zales.
3 If you too drunk to get up, go ahead and sleep a while longer. But NOT to do it. Flattery is fun, but remember (if possible): This cuddly character was the one who makes plans to ensure that you do not want to come home.
4 If you choose your flight, there is a chance that he will wake up while you are peeling from the sweaty confines of his vice-like arm. Just casually say, you have to go. You owe him a reason.
5 Under no circumstances will you give him your number. It is the information age and there is no telling what is compatible for a desperate man. Especially when he seems capable of growing his own chest.
6 Make sure that you leave nothing behind. This is particularly important because many douchebags take that as a sign you want to see them again. And if you leave behind is important enough to you, you will see him again.
7 Complete a walk before leaving for the rare presence of a hot, less to inspect Douchy roommate. If such a trial were to inhabit the residence of his, the “how we met” story that much better in the future.
8 As the inevitable walk of shame, not all of his clothes home. Here too may be victims of Phi Phi Sigma sweatpants seem sweet, but it is a carefully designed strategy to another meeting between the two of you guarantee.
9 Now that you’re in the clear, it is of utmost importance that you go home with head held high. It could have been better, but hey, the rest of your friends went home alone and woke up in a pile of cheese-crusted steak wrapper with their eyes closed.
10 places you also understand that everbody makes mistakes sober or drunk. We are only human and mistakes in our rule to help us learn important lessons.